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its funny how love makes a fool of you

that you make things thats isnt right to do

you tend to express what is true

and all of this makes you blue

ohhh... this feeling makes you tremble

and could put you in great trouble

but by simply being humble

you could get a way from any rumble

i know waiting for nothing is something

especially if that something is your everything

everyone knows its really tiring

but it inspires you to keep on going

love had made many differences in man

like how love lengthens our life span

it means everything in most women

and this is how we strengthen

but we know this could wait

nothing is never too late

everything has its date

so please .. wait

poem4-i've got a feeling

i cant fight this feeling anymore

its something that i so do not adore

i cant resist this feeling

it feels so thrilling

its some thing that kept me going

kept me running and running

with this .. ill never stop climbing

with this ill never stop dreaming

i just want to release this

but you might hiss

but i have to tell you this

coz i really cant resist

i want you to know the truth

nothing but the awful truth

*just dont get rid of my tooth*

all i want to say to you is that

........................................................................

I WANNA POOP

poem3

dati ay sa simbahan

ngayon ay nasa kulungan

pinagbabayaran ang kasalanan

sa loob ng kulungan

ako ay dating pari

na nagkaroon ng pagkakamali

mabilis ang mga pangyayari

di ko na natanggi

ng minsan ay nakilala

ang babaeng si ellena

akoy nabighana sa ganda niya

labis na pagibig ang nadama

isang madilim na gabi

nasa akin lahat ng pagsisisi

sa aking pagkakamali

isang trahedya ang nangyari

si ellena ay natulala

ang bait ay nasira

kay laki ng akong sala

sapagkat sya ay aking nagahasa

pakinggan ang aking huling awitin

sapagkat ako .. na ay bibitayin

quotes for the dumb and to be dumber :))

• Life is just one damned thing after another. ----Erbert Hubbard

• Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days you will be right. ----Unknown author

• Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep. ----Carl Sandburg

• The basic rule of human nature is that powerful people speak slowly and subservient people quickly -- because if they don't speak fast nobody will listen to them. ----Michael Caine

• Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination. ---Christopher Isherwoo

• Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one? ----Bob Monkhouse

• I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell.

• Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast. -----Douglas Adams

• Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. ----Christopher Morley

• Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale
  vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man. ----William Shakespeare

• Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood. ----Marie Curie

• Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent. -----R. D. Laing

• Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and richness to life that nothing else can bring. -----Oscar Wilde

• Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. -----Woody Allen

• When people search for "Life Quotes" they are often looking for quotes about life. Why do the major search engines only give them hundreds of pages of commercial garbage about Life Insurance Quotes? -----Bill Austin

  "For every minute you are angry, you lose 60 seconds of happiness."
  
  
  - Ralph Waldo Emerson
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Friendship multiplies the good of life and divides the evil.
  
  
  - Baltasar Gracian
  
  
  
  
  
  
  The harder you fall, the higher you bounce.
  
  
  - Unknown
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
  
  
  - Jay Leno
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so.
  
  
  - Bertrand Russell
  
  
  
  
  
  
  We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.
  
  
  - George Bernard Shaw
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Think like a man of action, and act like a man of thought.
  
  
  - Henri L. Bergson
  
  
  
  
  
  
  The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
  
  
  - Noelie Alito
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Give me a stock clerk with a goal and I'll give you a man who will make history. Give me a man with no goals and I'll give you a stock clerk.
  
  
  - J.C. Penney
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you're alive it isn't.
  
  
  - Richard Bach (Illusions)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  "Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself for he shall never cease to be entertained."
  
  
  - John Boswell
  
  
  
  
  
  
  "You don't have to know how to sing, it's feeling as though you want to that makes the day happy and successful."
  
  
  - Unknown
  
  
  
  
  
  
  "If you really want to do something, you'll find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse."
  
  
  - Jim Rohn
  
  
  
  
  
  
  "Pay no attention to what the critics say; no statue has ever been erected to a critic."
  
  
  - Jean Sibelius
  
  
  
  
  
  
  "There'll be two dates on your tombstone And all your friends will read 'em But all that's gonna matter is that little dash between 'em..."
  
  
  - Kevin Welch

  Favorite Funny Inspirational Quotes #1

  Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you're alive it isn't.

  Richard Bach (Illusions)

  Favorite Funny Inspirational Quotes #2

  Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.

  Will Rogers

  Favorite Funny Inspirational Quotes #3

  If you don't know how to die, don't worry; Nature will tell you what to do on the spot, fully and adequately. She will do this job perfectly for you; don't bother your head about it.

  Montaigne

  Favorite Funny Inspirational Quotes #4

  Give me a stock clerk with a goal and I'll give you a man who will make history. Give me a man with no goals and I'll give you a stock clerk.

  J.C. Penney

  Favorite Funny Inspirational Quotes #5

  My life has been filled with terrible misfortune; most of which never happened.

  Montaigne

  Favorite Funny Inspirational Quotes #6

  The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

  Noelie Alito

  Favorite Funny Inspirational Quotes #7

  Think like a man of action, and act like a man of thought.

  Henri L. Bergson

  Favorite Funny Inspirational Quotes #8

  We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.

  George Bernard Shaw

  Favorite Funny Inspirational Quotes #9

  Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so.

  Bertrand Russell

  Favorite Funny Inspirational Quotes #10

  The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.

  Maureen Dowd

  for me here are my top five:

  Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.

  If you don't know how to die, don't worry; Nature will tell you what to do on the spot, fully and adequately. She will do this job perfectly for you; don't bother your head about it.

  Montaigne

  The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. -Joe Girard

  
  

  The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits. - Albert Einstein

  
  

  The harder you fall, the higher you bounce.

  
  

  my unforgettable quote :

  
  

  I WAS 13 WHEN I REALIZED MY NAME WASNT SHUT UP

  :))